The Douglas News...March 15,2009
”Serving our community when we have Time”

The Douglas Broadcasting COmpany is temporarily out of service, our antenna system that was disguised as White Pine trees was mistakenly cut down by refugees looking for firewood, we think, it could also have been cut down by Space Aliens disguised as refugees, we hope to have service up and running again by Thursday, March 19. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you and your families.